[Useless]

So the new issue of Maxim arrives yesterday and who is on the cover? Nicky Fucking Hilton. Actually no. It's not Nicky Fucking Hilton - that would perk my curiosity at least. It's just Nicky Hilton. Why the fuck would I want to see Nicky Hilton? What makes her skinny ass worthy of the cover? As if I'm going to see her on the cover, get all googly-eyed and tear through the magazine to see what she looks like half naked. As if I'm some sort of Pavlov's dog for the flesh of neo-celebrites. As if... So I finally find her pics (on p.136 btw) and all I have to say is, sure, I'd do her. But that doesn't make her worthy of the cover, now does it?

Good morning.