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Old 2005-07-20, 09:06 AM   #1
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So the new issue of Maxim arrives yesterday and who is on the cover? Nicky Fucking Hilton. Actually no. It's not Nicky Fucking Hilton - that would perk my curiosity at least. It's just Nicky Hilton. Why the fuck would I want to see Nicky Hilton? What makes her skinny ass worthy of the cover? As if I'm going to see her on the cover, get all googly-eyed and tear through the magazine to see what she looks like half naked. As if I'm some sort of Pavlov's dog for the flesh of neo-celebrites. As if... So I finally find her pics (on p.136 btw) and all I have to say is, sure, I'd do her. But that doesn't make her worthy of the cover, now does it?

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Old 2005-07-20, 10:02 AM   #2
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So the new issue of Maxim arrives yesterday and who is on the cover? Nicky Fucking Hilton. Actually no. It's not Nicky Fucking Hilton - that would perk my curiosity at least. It's just Nicky Hilton. Why the fuck would I want to see Nicky Hilton? What makes her skinny ass worthy of the cover? As if I'm going to see her on the cover, get all googly-eyed and tear through the magazine to see what she looks like half naked. As if I'm some sort of Pavlov's dog for the flesh of neo-celebrites. As if... So I finally find her pics (on p.136 btw) and all I have to say is, sure, I'd do her. But that doesn't make her worthy of the cover, now does it?

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UW. I give your post 3 1/2 out of 5 gabbo's

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Old 2005-07-20, 11:57 AM   #3
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UW. I give your post 3 1/2 out of 5 gabbo's

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Old 2005-07-20, 12:07 PM   #4
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Poor Jim, he's only half the man that Gabbo is and nobody even knows who the hell Gabbo is, they just know that he's twice the man Jim is.



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