[Simon]

Oh, okay, I see we're doing God stuff today. So here's some from my collections:

One nation, under God, with Liberty, large fries, and a Coke to go.

God created silk so women could be naked when fully clothed.

If God doesn't have a sense of humor, none of us is getting in.

A sufficiently advanced God would use evolution.

I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing.

I'm not religious, and God willing, I never will be.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

We are all God's children, by a previous marriage.

Like genitalia to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport.

If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wright

"Shhhh! The Christians think they're alone up here." -- God