DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?

Simon · 2007-07-09, 10:36 AM

Oh, okay, I see we're doing God stuff today. So here's some from my collections:

One nation, under God, with Liberty, large fries, and a Coke to go.

God created silk so women could be naked when fully clothed.

If God doesn't have a sense of humor, none of us is getting in.

A sufficiently advanced God would use evolution.

I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing.

I'm not religious, and God willing, I never will be.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

We are all God's children, by a previous marriage.

Like genitalia to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport.

If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wright

"Shhhh! The Christians think they're alone up here." -- God

2007-07-09, 10:36 AM	#4
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Oh, okay, I see we're doing God stuff today. So here's some from my collections: One nation, under God, with Liberty, large fries, and a Coke to go. God created silk so women could be naked when fully clothed. If God doesn't have a sense of humor, none of us is getting in. A sufficiently advanced God would use evolution. I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing. I'm not religious, and God willing, I never will be. To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. We are all God's children, by a previous marriage. Like genitalia to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport. If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wright "Shhhh! The Christians think they're alone up here." -- God __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka