[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

She looked at me and said "God is everywhere and everywhere is god. That's what it says." Then she goes on to say that she truly believes that and how so many times in her life, when she was feeling especially full of herself, snot would shout out of her nose and bring her down a notch. So I replied, "you weren't full of God. You were full of mucus."

The perfect gift for her.