Happy Wednesday Morning

[Useless]

I've taken the day off because I have a dental cleaning. So I get to lay back and have a cute blonde woman with braided pigtails and a Russian accent angrily tell me that I still don't floss enough and pretty much insinuate that it'll be the death of me. "Here lies Useless - he didn't floss every day, so he's dead." I swear, one of these times I'm going to lodge a pubic hair between my teeth when I go in. We'll see what she says then!

Oh yeah, you atheists may enjoy this. Yesterday, my painting pals and I were in a lovely apartment working up a proposal. (This lady's 'apartment' is actually the second floor of a build that used to be a hotel. The rooms still have numbers on the doors. Very cool.) The owner noticed me staring at a plaque on her wall with a Latin inscription. She looked at me and said "God is everywhere and everywhere is god. That's what it says." Then she goes on to say that she truly believes that and how so many times in her life, when she was feeling especially full of herself, snot would shout out of her nose and bring her down a notch. So I replied, "you weren't full of God. You were full of mucus."

She was amused.

[Fonz]

Good morning all,

Just got back from the mall. Bought myself a 500 GB external hard drive, a USB hub and new soccer shoes

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've taken the day off because I have a dental cleaning.

I just made an appointment for next week Tuesday. Happy times!

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

She looked at me and said "God is everywhere and everywhere is god. That's what it says." Then she goes on to say that she truly believes that and how so many times in her life, when she was feeling especially full of herself, snot would shout out of her nose and bring her down a notch. So I replied, "you weren't full of God. You were full of mucus."

The perfect gift for her.

[ponygirl]

good morning everyone

I see everyone's in fine form today, I hope this isn't going to be one of those days where the board keeps me from working

have a great one!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Cleo

The perfect gift for her.

Oh, that reminds me - the wife stumbled on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster last week.

The religion was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://www.venganza.org/

It's my kind of religion. They have a chart which proves that global warming is due to the lack of pirates in modern society. After all, as pirates have died off, global temperatures have increased.