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Originally Posted by Greenie
Useless - is there any truth to the rumor that he's selling all of his sites?
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Truthfully, I heard that he may have been kidnapped by the Taliban and waterboarded until he regretfully gave up his server's root password. A group of homeless Mexican kids broke into Taliban headquarters and stole the password, which was written down on a package of Stouffer's frozen falafels. The discarded package was found by a clan of Eskimos who went into Carmel, California's
Clint Eastwood Public Library and used a public computer to scuttle Japamor's server after discovering his root IP written on a bathroom wall in Barstow.
Fortunately, or unfortunately, the Taliban had created a back-up of his sites and are attempting to trade said back-up files on the black market for a new box of frozen falafels.