Joyporn.net already dead?

[Greenguy]

Useless - is there any truth to the rumor that he's selling all of his sites?

[japamor]

Sorry about the confusion. UW is right, I'm changing hosts in a less than smooth manner. Hopefully won't take much longer. I'll post again when its all done.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by japamor

Sorry about the confusion. UW is right...

So you really were kidnapped, waterboarded, and hacked? I knew it!

Would have been funnier if I typed faster and posted my story before he posted.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Greenie

Useless - is there any truth to the rumor that he's selling all of his sites?

Truthfully, I heard that he may have been kidnapped by the Taliban and waterboarded until he regretfully gave up his server's root password. A group of homeless Mexican kids broke into Taliban headquarters and stole the password, which was written down on a package of Stouffer's frozen falafels. The discarded package was found by a clan of Eskimos who went into Carmel, California's Clint Eastwood Public Library and used a public computer to scuttle Japamor's server after discovering his root IP written on a bathroom wall in Barstow.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, the Taliban had created a back-up of his sites and are attempting to trade said back-up files on the black market for a new box of frozen falafels.

[japamor]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Truthfully, I heard that he may have been kidnapped by the Taliban and waterboarded until he regretfully gave up his server's root password. A group of homeless Mexican kids broke into Taliban headquarters and stole the password, which was written down on a package of Stouffer's frozen falafels. The discarded package was found by a clan of Eskimos who went into Carmel, California's Clint Eastwood Public Library and used a public computer to scuttle Japamor's server after discovering his root IP written on a bathroom wall in Barstow.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, the Taliban had created a back-up of his sites and are attempting to trade said back-up files on the black market for a new box of frozen falafels.

All the above sounds pretty good to me except perhaps that first word - 'truthfully'........

UW I wish I had one tenth of your imagination!

[Tekster]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Truthfully, I heard that he may have been kidnapped by the Taliban and waterboarded until he regretfully gave up his server's root password. A group of homeless Mexican kids broke into Taliban headquarters and stole the password, which was written down on a package of Stouffer's frozen falafels. The discarded package was found by a clan of Eskimos who went into Carmel, California's Clint Eastwood Public Library and used a public computer to scuttle Japamor's server after discovering his root IP written on a bathroom wall in Barstow.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, the Taliban had created a back-up of his sites and are attempting to trade said back-up files on the black market for a new box of frozen falafels.

Almost fell of my chair reading that LOL good one!

[SheepGuy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Fortunately, or unfortunately, the Taliban had created a back-up of his sites and are attempting to trade said back-up files on the black market for a new box of frozen falafels.

You can buy frozen falafels
Are they any good ?
If so, I need to get out to the grocery store more often. I could live on falafels!

[Licker4U]

Originally Posted by SheepGuy

I could live on falafels!

OK, I'll bite, WTF is a falafel?

OK, got it: fried ball or patty made from spiced fava beans and/or chickpeas.

Damn, never heard of that.

[JustRobert]

Originally Posted by Licker4U

OK, I'll bite, WTF is a falafel?

"Fried ball or patty made from spiced fava beans and/or chickpeas. Falafel is usually served as a sandwich wrapped in pita bread, and outside the Middle East, the term "falafel" commonly refers to this sandwich..."

Taken from wikipedia because I do not cook and was not sure. I just like to eat them

Looks like ya found it already!

[Licker4U]

Originally Posted by JustRobert

"Fried ball or patty made from spiced fava beans and/or chickpeas. Falafel is usually served as a sandwich wrapped in pita bread, and outside the Middle East, the term "falafel" commonly refers to this sandwich..."

Taken from wikipedia because I do not cook and was not sure. I just like to eat them

LOL I edited my post after checking Wikipedia.

Hell, I can make this: Falafel

[tigermom]

Originally Posted by SheepGuy

I could live on falafels!

Come and visit me! Not only is it warm and sunny but one of the top ten Felafel joints in the known universe (and a contender for the title of the best Felafel) is within a 15 minutes walk from my house

In case you didn't know, Felafel is the official national food of Israel!