I like that. How about a Saturday joke?
Religious Man marries a woman and on their wedding night they finally have sex. After sex the woman scratches the man's balls. He thinks odd but doesn't worry about it. Sure enough the next time they have sex she again scratches his balls. Again he thinks weird but passes on asking. So again the next time they have sex she again scratches his balls. Finally he asks, why do you scratch my balls after we have sex. She says.... "I miss scratching mine"
