The Perfect Script

[spacemanspiff]

If your could design your own custom linklist script, what features would you want.

Recip checker.
alpha rotator for cat listing.
ad handler.
automatic beer fetcher for long review sessions.
what else?

We have a programmer working for us that is looking at writing a link list script specifically for the adult industry. We want to incorporate all the features everyone wants in one place. Think of your dream script and let me know what it would have.

Thanks
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