I will fire one of you!

mihai · 2004-11-05, 09:30 AM

He he he... I loved it:

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age
discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male
employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."

2004-11-05, 09:30 AM	#1
mihai Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Romania Posts: 79	I will fire one of you! He he he... I loved it: Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority." Female Employee: "And I'm a woman." Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin." To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..." __________________ Don't judge me before you know me!