Good Morning -or- It's Friday for Fuck's Sake

Useless · 2005-07-22, 07:26 AM

G'day my fine feathered friends. I'm just sitting here sipping my coffee with artificial flavored creamer and pondering the very existence of man, as I do many mornings. I have stumbled upon one truth - I believe it's time to clip my toenails.

I'll be here and there all day. Just when you start missing me, I'll be sure to interject and make a fool of myself somewhere.

Oh, and let me say special hello to someone special. Good morning, Cibi - you pathetic shit eater.

2005-07-22, 07:26 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Good Morning -or- It's Friday for Fuck's Sake G'day my fine feathered friends. I'm just sitting here sipping my coffee with artificial flavored creamer and pondering the very existence of man, as I do many mornings. I have stumbled upon one truth - I believe it's time to clip my toenails. I'll be here and there all day. Just when you start missing me, I'll be sure to interject and make a fool of myself somewhere. Oh, and let me say special hello to someone special. Good morning, Cibi - you pathetic shit eater. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.