Warning!!!

Platinum Bryan · 2005-09-27, 03:51 PM

Warning to all Men!!

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious
when offered drinks by women.

Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.
This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is
used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with
them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers," and
then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that
renders most men helpless. After several "beers," men will have sex with
even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the
night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad
happened.

Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in
a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped
unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called
"marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once
"beer" is administered.

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 03:56 PM

Keep'em coming - humor like this keeps me going each & every day

Surfn · 2005-09-27, 04:21 PM

I guess I need to take up drinking "beer"

stuveltje · 2005-09-27, 05:02 PM

mmmmmm stu checking naaa in holland its the other way around, men do that with woman...........for years already..........i do remmeber my parents warned me for that...when i was young

oh and me only 21 one years old

SirMoby · 2005-09-27, 06:28 PM

Warning for women!

Alcohol may leaad to pregnancy.
Very large amounts of alcohol may lead to pregnancy and a sore pussy.

I like that story

StaceyJo · 2005-09-28, 05:20 AM

hahahahahaha, at least we're aware now... nice one!

DannyCox · 2005-09-28, 04:06 PM

So that's what has been happening to me every Friday for the past 20 years!!

DannyCox · 2005-09-29, 02:48 PM

And in the same vein as this thread, check this out

http://www.toilette-humor.com/beer-is-good.html

bluemoney · 2005-09-30, 10:50 AM

Help! Help! I’ve been victimized. |ohhhhh|

2005-09-27, 03:51 PM	#1
Platinum Bryan Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 81	Warning!!! Warning to all Men!! Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers," and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered.

2005-09-27, 03:56 PM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Keep'em coming - humor like this keeps me going each & every day __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-27, 04:21 PM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I guess I need to take up drinking "beer" __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-09-27, 05:02 PM	#4
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	mmmmmm stu checking naaa in holland its the other way around, men do that with woman...........for years already..........i do remmeber my parents warned me for that...when i was young oh and me only 21 one years old __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2005-09-30, 10:50 AM	#9
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2005-09-27, 06:28 PM	#5
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Warning for women! Alcohol may leaad to pregnancy. Very large amounts of alcohol may lead to pregnancy and a sore pussy. I like that story

2005-09-28, 05:20 AM	#6
StaceyJo The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 172	hahahahahaha, at least we're aware now... nice one!

2005-09-28, 04:06 PM	#7
DannyCox A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Montreal, QC, Ca Posts: 50	So that's what has been happening to me every Friday for the past 20 years!!

2005-09-29, 02:48 PM	#8
DannyCox A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Montreal, QC, Ca Posts: 50	And in the same vein as this thread, check this out http://www.toilette-humor.com/beer-is-good.html