3 questions for you intelligent folks

NotThatKevin · 2003-12-12, 10:34 PM

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

If you said Yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks
8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year signed to keep the rest of us in line.

ShermsShack · 2003-12-12, 10:42 PM

Interesting stuff. Thanks!

Ramster · 2003-12-13, 12:52 AM

That's fucking scary!

Surfn · 2003-12-13, 05:44 AM

Those are just a few interesting facts.

Cleo · 2003-12-13, 08:00 AM

I really like babies, but find them much too filling to eat a whole one.

Sumrpal · 2003-12-13, 10:48 AM

LOL

A very interesting look into human nature.

A human is just like a box of chocolates ... you never know what you're going to get.

NotThatKevin · 2003-12-13, 06:47 PM

Out of all that I enjoyed this the most
"Never be afraid to try something new.

I've always been concerned about placing upsells inside my pay sites members areas and a few weeks ago I took the plunge and it has increased my revenue without affecting my current member base.

However they are non competing upsells and I still haven't got the guts to add a competing one LOL. I have been told that I should but I'm not so sure about it. Has anyone had any experience with this?

Mishi · 2003-12-14, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
I really like babies, but find them much too filling to eat a whole one.

A woman after my own heart! |blowkiss|

ross · 2003-12-14, 06:22 AM

Quote:

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year signed to keep the rest of us in line.

Im just glad im a beaver lovin, touque wearin, igloo dwellin, polar bear wrestling, maple syrup eatin, canuck. w0rd y0

Hi Mishi!!!

2003-12-12, 10:34 PM	#1
NotThatKevin Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 155	3 questions for you intelligent folks Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? If you said Yes, you just killed Beethoven. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses. 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year signed to keep the rest of us in line. __________________ <a href="http://www.pgbucks.com"><img src="http://www.pgbucks.com/images/pgbucks.jpg" width="120" height="60" border="0" align="left"></a><br><br><br> <a href="http://www.pgbucks.com">14 Paysites for One Great Price + FHG </a>

2003-12-12, 10:42 PM	#2
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2003-12-13, 12:52 AM	#3
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2003-12-13, 08:00 AM	#5
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2003-12-13, 06:47 PM	#7
NotThatKevin Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 155	Out of all that I enjoyed this the most "Never be afraid to try something new. I've always been concerned about placing upsells inside my pay sites members areas and a few weeks ago I took the plunge and it has increased my revenue without affecting my current member base. However they are non competing upsells and I still haven't got the guts to add a competing one LOL. I have been told that I should but I'm not so sure about it. Has anyone had any experience with this? __________________ <a href="http://www.pgbucks.com"><img src="http://www.pgbucks.com/images/pgbucks.jpg" width="120" height="60" border="0" align="left"></a><br><br><br> <a href="http://www.pgbucks.com">14 Paysites for One Great Price + FHG </a>

2003-12-13, 05:44 AM	#4
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	Those are just a few interesting facts.

2003-12-13, 10:48 AM	#6
Sumrpal If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 241	LOL A very interesting look into human nature. A human is just like a box of chocolates ... you never know what you're going to get.