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2004-09-02, 06:23 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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I Hate Hurricanes
In 3 years I've been hit in 3 different states by 3 different hurricanes. Last weekend SC was abused by a hurricane named "Gaston" and now we're on the look out for Francis. These things have kind of girlie man names (no offence intended to any one) which makes them even more annoying.
Last year I was hit in Alexandria, VA and we were without power and water for 2 fricking days. This is the home of the Pentagon and this area should never be without such things. The year before that I was hit in Florida. I was stranded with a Thai bikini model and we had no power. Maybe that wasn't so bad. But damn, I'm getting tired of hurricanes! |
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2004-09-02, 07:07 PM
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I still would like to witness one some day. I have slept through both a tornado in Iowa and a Huricane in Florida.
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2004-09-02, 08:25 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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I put up shutters over my two biggest openings.
Then I get in and turned on the TV to hear that the storm is losing organization… well fuck if I did all that work it better not change its fucking mind. LOL I have about a dozen much smaller windows and if I wake up tomorrow and it looks bad I'll put up shutters over them as well, shouldn't take me more then about 2 hours to do… I still think it is going north of where I live and we will only get some nasty storms, but all the computer models are now taking it just north of me. http://weather.sun-sentinel.com/trop...406_model.html Jim they suck. You loose electric and end up having to use a BBQ to make coffee and since you loose A/C it is just fucking hot and sticky. |
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2004-09-02, 08:54 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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The target is about 35 miles south of us.
http://www.wftv.com/weather/3701412/detail.html Brett has THE noisiest cat I have ever seen in my life, Ill make a video of him when this is all over, so we got just a few hours of sleep last night to add to the stress. I love that cat to death, awesome attitude, so laid back, just SOOO FUCKING LOUD AND NON STOP! |
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2004-09-02, 09:00 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Is it a female cat in heat? I've resorted to fucking a cat with a Q-tip rather then listen to it all night.
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2004-09-02, 09:10 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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2004-09-02, 09:20 PM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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My cat had a tinsel fetish when I was a kid LOL Sounds like a Siamese cat to me
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2004-09-02, 09:25 PM
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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I could have lived my whole life without the images this thread put in my mind and been perfectly happy. |ohhhhh|
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2004-09-02, 09:28 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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Nope he’s a male and he’s snipped, he just has a very loud voice, and when he wants he’s louder then some dogs.
He’s doing it to get attention, not out of fear; he’s a very laid back cat. So far for most of the day he’s been dead quite, so hopefully it will last tonight, I need some sleep.  |
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2004-09-02, 09:28 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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I think pulling metallic icicles out of a cat's all falls under the anal niche.
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2004-09-02, 09:31 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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2004-09-02, 09:31 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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BTW Cleo, I had a friend who was a vet who told me the same thing.
And Toni's cat loves eating plastic as well.... |
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2004-09-02, 09:33 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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Just imagine if the cat was in heat around Christmas - me pulling tinsel out of it's ass while Cleo satisfied it with a Q-tip
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2004-09-02, 09:47 PM
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Cats are the only animals that ovulate each time they have intercourse so a litter of kittens can have different fathers.
Not sure what that has to do with pulling stuff out of a cat's ass while screwing it with a Q-tip but it is an interesting bit of trivia. I wonder if the grocery store still has long lines? I have the munches and there is nothing in my hose except beer, Red Bull, and water.  |
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2004-09-02, 09:50 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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2004-09-02, 09:52 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Typos R me.
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2004-09-03, 08:12 PM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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Francis is now a Cat 2.... weather guy said he cant say for 100%, but he thinks it's going to putter out into nothing.....
still holding our breath!  |
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2004-09-03, 08:23 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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2004-09-04, 09:34 AM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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I just finished watching Jeb Bush on FNC...he's pretty clueless like his brother..."OMB is here...I can't remember what that stands for.." LMAO
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2004-09-04, 09:59 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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After hearing big electrical explosions my power went out, but then it came back on at which time I heard more electrical explosions. I'm happy that I have power again, but very surprised that it did come back on. I think when it went out last summer for almost 14 hours after a tree touched the lines they replaced the fuses with some kind of circuit breakers that auto reset themselves.
I have about 3 hours of battery backup for my internet if it goes out again so at least I'll have something to do unless the cable gets knocked out. I'm still hearing electrical explosions. The power lines run between the houses in my backyard and there are large trees intertwined in them on my whole block. They used to keep them trimmed but then due to budget cutbacks they no longer trim them. The wind and rain has really picked up and I'm seeing things go flying by outside. |
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2004-09-04, 10:08 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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It might be a moot point for this time, but something to think about for the next one - I have a natural gas powered backup generator that will run 14 circuits in the house if the electrical power gets knocked out.
http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS...199-Home_Depot Another benefit of having one is that you'll be the only asshole on your block with power |
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2004-09-04, 10:16 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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I actually was looking at them a few months ago when I was at Home Depot. I just didn't feel like spending a bunch of money on a big ugly machine.
Anyway I can always go down the street and stay in my neighbor's 48 foot boat since it has its own generator. |
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2004-09-04, 10:28 AM
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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~spews diet dr on the screen~ You have done WHAT???? ~rolls and rolls in laughter~ And how did you decide a Q-tip would be...satisfying? Is that the normal gauge of a male cat penis? |
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2004-09-04, 10:41 AM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Cats have very small penises with a barb at the end.
Not so useful links, http://www.grandtimes.com/catsecrets.html http://www.links.net/vita/corp/catdick/ |
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2004-09-04, 10:49 AM
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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~reads your links~
He is right, it does look like a swolllen lip! ~still teehee'ing~ Your cat just don't know how lucky she's got it. Someone who will fuck her properly, just because she whines a little. |
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