I need colorful language

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I'm in search of colorful porn terminology. Basically I need creative substitutions for the terms:
cock
pussy
posing
tits

This is part of an ongoing top secret project. It's all very hush hush.

So far, I have
*cock, prick, dick, man meat, shaft, schlong

*pussy, twat, snatch, cunt

*posing, exposing herself, showing off

*tits, titties, melons, hooters, knockers, naturals, boobs

If you have any creative, yet universally understood terms, please post them in this thread.

This could be the best thing that ever happened to porn since low quality vid caps.