Easing the bitter cold blues

emmanuelle · 2006-01-16, 06:19 PM

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

sue-fl · 2006-01-16, 09:56 PM

Yep you got me singing that song very funny

MrYum · 2006-01-16, 10:10 PM

Booo...fifty lashes with a wet penis for you

Toby · 2006-01-16, 10:22 PM

I sent that along to some friends and they responded with threats of physical violence. |shocking|

Ramster · 2006-01-17, 10:14 AM

hehehe, good one

Greenguy · 2006-01-17, 10:32 AM

Very funny, but it's still too fucking cold in my basement

emmanuelle · 2006-01-17, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

it's still too fucking cold in my basement

whine whine
talk to somebody who isn't 300 miles NORTH of you

SirMoby · 2006-01-17, 01:58 PM

Now I won't be able to get that silly song out of my head unless I put on some music or let the voices back in.

2006-01-16, 06:19 PM	#1
emmanuelle 0100011101100101011001010 1101011001000000100001101 1010000110100101100011 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,441	Easing the bitter cold blues A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

2006-01-16, 10:10 PM	#3
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2006-01-16, 10:22 PM	#4
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2006-01-17, 10:14 AM	#5
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2006-01-17, 10:32 AM	#6
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2006-01-16, 09:56 PM	#2
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Yep you got me singing that song very funny

2006-01-17, 01:58 PM	#8
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Now I won't be able to get that silly song out of my head unless I put on some music or let the voices back in.