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2006-04-05, 02:34 PM
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Life is good
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Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Must Read Hockey Fan Joke
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."  |
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2006-04-05, 02:37 PM
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Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
Join Date: Oct 2003
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So what's the joke?
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2006-04-05, 03:18 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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David Tucker said that!?!?!?!?!?!
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2006-04-05, 05:28 PM
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hehehehe
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2006-04-05, 08:25 PM
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Look maah I moved out and got my own space:)
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haha
thats a good one!
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2006-04-06, 02:47 AM
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With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I like big boobs, do you? 
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2006-04-06, 03:32 AM
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Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip!
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I'm not usually big on sports jokes... but thats pretty funny. ;-}
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2006-04-06, 08:07 AM
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Life is good
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Toronto did win last night but they still on the outside looking in.
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2006-04-06, 01:42 PM
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You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1
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LOL
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2006-04-06, 03:00 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Washington, DC
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Do they still pay people to play hockey?
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