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Old 2007-12-05, 11:51 AM   #1
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Is there something like "A mature"?

I've always thought you had to use the word together with another one. Like "A mature woman". I get loads of submissions with descriptions like "A mature fucks hard" which doesn't sound right to me. But then again, what do I know about the English language
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Old 2007-12-05, 11:56 AM   #2
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I would bet that English is not their first language. You have to ask...A mature what?
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Old 2007-12-05, 11:57 AM   #3
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A mature

A horse

A big guy with a little dick

A horse gets fucked by a mature woman while the big guy with a little dick watches.
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Old 2007-12-05, 12:26 PM   #4
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A horse gets fucked by a mature woman while the big guy with a little dick watches.
A horse gets fucked by a mature woman while a big guy with a little dick watches and gets a woody
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Old 2007-12-05, 01:28 PM   #5
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... and of course there is the ever popular amature (SIC - amateur)
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Old 2007-12-05, 01:57 PM   #6
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I can't think of a time I'd use the term outside of keyword spamming

I Own A Mature Porn Site
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Old 2007-12-05, 04:45 PM   #7
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It is one of my most hated pet peeves... mature is not a FUCKING NOUN!!

.. and I should know

It is a non-english speaking countries abomination of the english language.!

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Old 2007-12-05, 05:06 PM   #8
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It is one of my most hated pet peeves... mature is not a FUCKING NOUN!!
Noun, that's the word I was looking for
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Old 2007-12-05, 05:44 PM   #9
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DD is correct.

One of these days I'll travel out of the States and learn to speak English.
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Old 2007-12-05, 06:43 PM   #10
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"A" is what's called an "Article", normally followed by a countable noun.

If it looks wrong when you read it, it probably is. As in Jim's "a mature what?"

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"I Own a Mature Porn Site"
I (pronoun) Own (verb) a (article) Mature (adjective) Porn (adjective)Site (noun).

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See, it just doesn't make sense. Then again, most of the time, neither do I.
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Old 2007-12-05, 07:34 PM   #11
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I feel your pain too.

In my circles we have whole groups of folks who refer to themselves as adjectives, as in:

"Hello, I'm Joe and I'm a dominant."
or
"Hi, i'm nancy and i'm a submissive." (lowercase "i" for another peeve)

There is also the often-used "I am a dominate" for those who prefer to refer to themselves as a verb.

I always advise others to never let someone who thinks they're an adjective, or a verb, tie you up or hit you with anything.




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Old 2007-12-06, 01:23 AM   #12
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I thought that was American English.
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