Happy Whip'em Out Wednesday Everyone!

Greenguy · 2005-04-13, 07:44 AM

More digging here at the house today & I'm supposed to go get my hair did at noon, so I'll be on & off all day today.

Useless · 2005-04-13, 07:57 AM

Looks to be another one of those bright and sunny days here in lovely Glens Falls. I haven't had to call the cops to rant about my shitty neighbors in at least two days, so my sunny disposition is returning.

I may build something today.

Fonz · 2005-04-13, 07:59 AM

Good mornin all,

The bar I use to frequent on Wednesday evening is closed for renovation today so I guess I'm getting some work done tonight

Oh yeah, and of course more time to listen to the radio show

Have a good one all

Cleo · 2005-04-13, 08:25 AM

Morning everyone

I've been invaded! Beetles, centipedes, palmetto bugs, and other nasty little crawly things. I guess I've ripped out their home by removing all this decking so they have decided to come inside to live with me. I'll be buying bug powder later today and serving up their final high.

Other then that it's just a normal day of music, porn, and

in the land of sunshine, sand and bugs.

Ramster · 2005-04-13, 08:27 AM

Good Morning. Lots to do today. Wiat, lots to do everyday.

Jim · 2005-04-13, 08:29 AM

Good Morning
I suspect I am going to be forced to go for a ride today

If I knew buying my lovely wife a Harley would have caused her to want to ride, always, I would have done it long ago.

MrMaryLou · 2005-04-13, 08:49 AM

Good Morning All

Coffee is ready

swedguy · 2005-04-13, 09:21 AM

Morning everyone

Went up way to early today to meet a friend. 1 big breakfast and a thai lunch later I'm stuffed as a pig.

PR_Tom · 2005-04-13, 09:36 AM

Mornin all..

Rocco · 2005-04-13, 09:38 AM

good morning everyone - happy midweek (the week is almost over) the days go fast when you are always busy

Thumbler · 2005-04-13, 09:53 AM

Good morning all. Today I am anxiously waiting to see if my first ever free site that I submitted yesterday is going to be accepted by the lists that haven't already done so (if you see what I mean).

I can't believe how stressful it is getting the listing notifications ( or not as the case might be) or how long it took me to build it. How people can knock them together in a couple of hours is beyond me.

Cleo · 2005-04-13, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbler

How people can knock them together in a couple of hours is beyond me.

Always name your pics the exact same thing. I use a batch file renaming utility for this.

Then all you have to do is duplicate the directory of your site, switch out the pics, do a search and replace on the title and description, upload, and start submitting. Do make up a variety of templates and don't submit the same templates all the time.

Yell · 2005-04-13, 10:21 AM

Good morning everyone.
Think i will do a little banner changing today.

Ok MML

Thumbler · 2005-04-13, 10:21 AM

Thanks for the advice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

Do make up a variety of templates and don't submit the same templates all the time.

I think once I have some templates made up it will be a lot quicker - at the moment I just have the one LOL

Cleo · 2005-04-13, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbler

I think once I have some templates made up it will be a lot quicker - at the moment I just have the one LOL

I have enough templates that the only time I need to make a new one up is when I use a new sponsor or new promotional material is made available, or when I'm just feeling creative.

I use a utility to batch add my copyright if needed and use ImageReady Droplets to produce the resized pics and thumbs.

Takes me less then 5 minutes to produce a site and for most of it I can be in the kitchen making munchies or something else like doing laundry. 10 minutes if you count me trying to think up a title and description.

tjchuck · 2005-04-13, 11:09 AM

Good morn all, to the greatest board out there

Really need coffee

, up very late trying to make TGP's, and free sites, and trying to do something with my crappy home page |juggle|

And to top it off, this morning a drugged woodpecker (I assume it was drugged, cause like what the fuck!) was sitting on the very top of the light post in front of my house just fucking nailing it |pissed|

You ever heard a woodpecker its like tatatatatatata, but on a metal light post its like tinkatinkatinkatinkatinka with an echo |bat|

Time to get the old slingshot out

Rocco · 2005-04-13, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I have enough templates that the only time I need to make a new one up is when I use a new sponsor or new promotional material is made available, or when I'm just feeling creative.

I use a utility to batch add my copyright if needed and use ImageReady Droplets to produce the resized pics and thumbs.

Takes me less then 5 minutes to produce a site and for most of it I can be in the kitchen making munchies or something else like doing laundry. 10 minutes if you count me trying to think up a title and description.

this is quite fast

- I need more then 6 times more of that time

what utilities (software) do you need? and where can it be purchased?

Torn Rose · 2005-04-13, 11:18 AM

lol Tjchuck.

When we got married we went to my parents cabin in Northern Minnesota which was like a 13 hour drive, and having been so exhausted from the wedding and trip we crashed as soon as we got there, only to be awoke by a loud knocking on the cabin door.

1/2 asleep I run to the door and no one is there, and 30 mins later it happen again and a 3rd time I was pissed off to no end until I got thinking how far out in the middle of no where we was so the idea of some kid knocking on the door and taking off like we first thought didn’t sound right.

Later that day we was on the river and getting ready to dock when we heard it again and this time I could see the fucking woodpecker nailing the tree that had grown so large it was touching the gutters on the porch, so yes I do know what a woodpecker on metal sounds like.

pornrex · 2005-04-13, 11:39 AM

that's some funny shit, tjchuck.

give the little guy/girl/whatever a break. its spring - he'll calm down.

good morning everyone.

tjchuck · 2005-04-13, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornrex

that's some funny shit, tjchuck.

give the little guy/girl/whatever a break. its spring - he'll calm down.

good morning everyone.

Just kidding about the slingshot Pornrex

Useless · 2005-04-13, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjchuck

Just kidding about the slingshot Pornrex

Sure, just kidding. You got in your car and rammed the light post.

pornrex · 2005-04-13, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Sure, just kidding. You got in your car and rammed the light post.

UW...you are the best!

tjchuck · 2005-04-13, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Sure, just kidding. You got in your car and rammed the light post.

Sssshhhh!

tjchuck · 2005-04-13, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

lol Tjchuck.

1/2 asleep I run to the door and no one is there, and 30 mins later it happen again and a 3rd time I was pissed off to no end until I got thinking how far out in the middle of no where we was so the idea of some kid knocking on the door and taking off like we first thought didn’t sound right.

lol

Verbal · 2005-04-13, 11:58 AM

G'moaning everybody. Time for my espresso shot.

2005-04-13, 07:44 AM	#1
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2005-04-13, 11:09 AM	#16
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2005-04-13, 11:18 AM	#18
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	lol Tjchuck. When we got married we went to my parents cabin in Northern Minnesota which was like a 13 hour drive, and having been so exhausted from the wedding and trip we crashed as soon as we got there, only to be awoke by a loud knocking on the cabin door. 1/2 asleep I run to the door and no one is there, and 30 mins later it happen again and a 3rd time I was pissed off to no end until I got thinking how far out in the middle of no where we was so the idea of some kid knocking on the door and taking off like we first thought didn’t sound right. Later that day we was on the river and getting ready to dock when we heard it again and this time I could see the fucking woodpecker nailing the tree that had grown so large it was touching the gutters on the porch, so yes I do know what a woodpecker on metal sounds like.

2005-04-13, 11:39 AM	#19
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