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2005-12-09, 09:45 PM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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Had to repost this from a friend at another board - Rednecks!
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today 2. There is no limit 3. They taste just like chicken 4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidsons, country music or Jesus 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK! |
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2005-12-09, 09:46 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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LMAO
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2005-12-09, 11:25 PM
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Eighteen 'til I Die
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 I read that on a site a few days ago. I started to repost it but I felt folks were tired of my redneck humor. As you, Linkster, I know folks that qualify to be USRSF members.
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2005-12-09, 11:52 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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Chop and Linkster I never tire of redneck humor. I'm a bon o fidee member of the blue collar comedy fan club
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2005-12-10, 12:12 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Boy what a great idea though! I also never tire of any kind of redneck humor, maybe because I am one  |
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2005-12-10, 06:18 AM
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If heaven ain't alot like Dixie, I ain't goin!
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Where do I sign up?
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2005-12-10, 02:56 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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I can almost picture the Humvees mowing down the street's of Baghdad with "3" stickers on their back windsheilds
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2005-12-11, 12:54 AM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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2005-12-11, 11:17 PM
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Shimmering Silver Head Of Wisdom Looking At Me!
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Fetch the Mossberg Maw! We're gonna "Smoke some Camels". Ye fuckin haw!
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2005-12-12, 01:06 AM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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2005-12-12, 03:22 AM
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The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals
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They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt,
hahahahaha, so funny! hahahahah
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2005-12-12, 07:33 AM
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Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right.
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I am a transplant in redneck cuntry, it is kinda funny around here. Course most you dont see cause they are in camo.
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