A fine Wednesday morning to everyone

Jim · 2006-04-26, 06:29 AM

Had a very nice evening last night watching the newest Happy Potter movie with 4 dogs on my lap

I sit on a chair and my wife sits on a couch. Why they all had to sit on me was a little confusing and even more unconfortable.

Anyway, I have some errands to run and I have to meet my Father today so, I will be in and out. No rain but damn cold this morning.

Greenguy · 2006-04-26, 06:53 AM

Happy Whip'em Out Wednesday Peoples

I started on my next stats run yesterday & I'm

for the most part. I should have it done & online by Monday so that everyone can bask in it's crappy glory

Sabres play Game 3 tonight at Philly, so Yell & I are heading over to his buddy's house for the game

lorsha · 2006-04-26, 07:00 AM

And a good morning to you!

Finally a dry morning here in way, way, Upstate Ny. And its about time. All this rain has made the grass almost to the height for its first cut. I really enjoy mowing the lawn ( I know, I know,

) but I find it very relaxing.

Have a great day everyone!

Fonz · 2006-04-26, 07:52 AM

Morning all,

I'm still doing the same thing I've been doing the last couple of days. The company I work for has this dutch affiliate program and now I'm in charge of creating several hundreds FHG's. Manually selecting content and coming up with matching descriptions is fun for the first hundred or so. After that my inspiration gets a little lost.

Anyway, it's grey out side and a little chillier than yesterday but other than that everything is good

Have a nice day all!

digifan · 2006-04-26, 08:03 AM

Good morning

I woke up with the worst headache of the year... then realized I forgot to eat for like two days.. no taste or smell stimulate me and I'm always full of mineral water.

terry · 2006-04-26, 08:01 AM

Good Morning Everyone... man is it ever cold out!!!

Stay warm and have a great day!

SirMoby · 2006-04-26, 08:07 AM

I have a crew coming over to start building a new fence and deck. Anyone up for a deck party?

bluemoney · 2006-04-26, 08:07 AM

Good morning all

Hope you all have a great day

Ramster · 2006-04-26, 08:18 AM

Good Morning.

Did my taxes yesterday and goddam I love my new accountant.

Simon · 2006-04-26, 08:27 AM

Good morning world

Got a lot of yesterday accomplished yesterday so I'm feeling optimistic about today's list.

With that said, it's back to the list.
::scratching off 'morning thread, PMs, threads':::

A very good day to all.

Simon

MrYum · 2006-04-26, 08:48 AM

Good morning all

Got an exterminator due here soon. A critter of some sort has taken up residence in the eves of my house. No idea what it is...can hear the pitter patter of little clawed feet and a tail dragging across the aluminum of the eves. Maybe a mouse...maybe a big lizard...hard to say...we have lots of critters down here. But, until the lil fucker is paying rent...I'll sick the exterminator on him

I know what you mean about mowing the lawns Lorsha...feels great to get out and work up a good sweat

Although, mine gets mowed year round...just not quite as often in the dry winter months.

Well, guess I better get the day under way here...

Have a good one everyone...may all your surfers be horny and under their credit limits

Cleo · 2006-04-26, 08:40 AM

What will we be humping today?

Did nothing that I had planned on doing yesterday and instead just said fuck it to everything and instead hit the malls and had a gratuitous shopping experience. Picked up a bunch of tops, some jeans, and a bunch of accessories. Ran into the Asian Pagan that my neighbor was keeping last year while at the malls and ended up having lunch with her.

Doing all the things that I didn't do yesterday like going to the gym and making the porn along with a few errands.

It's getting kind of boring but it is another absolutely beautiful day here today with blue skies and warm temps.

Damn I live in a bazaar town…
Two cross-dressers charged in car theft

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Two men who called themselves ''Beyonce'' and ''Diamond'' donned revealing tank tops, denim short shorts and pumps earlier this month for a trip to an Oakland Park auto shop. Beyonce, Diamond and another man asked the salesmen to show them a 2006 Dodge Magnum, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.

The salesman, Chaka Abrahams, went to get the keys to the car and when he came back he was greeted with a shot of pepper spray.

The man grabbed the keys and sped off with the car. The two others sped away in their own vehicle.

Lauderhill police found the stolen car April 16 and arrested the driver, Tiffany Reddick, 18.

The alleged thief known as Diamond is actually Michael C. Rivers, 20, who had previously been arrested for prostitution, according to BSO spokesman Hugh Graf.

Rivers admitted to the theft and named his accomplice, Jeffrey L. Haynes, 17, who called himself Beyonce and was in jail on an unrelated armed carjacking charge from April 7.

Rivers also named another man, known as ''Candice,'' who is cooperating with authorities and will probably not be charged, Graf said.

MrMaryLou · 2006-04-26, 08:54 AM

Good Morning All

Useless · 2006-04-26, 08:59 AM

Let me start with saying that a bowl of Total Raisin Bran has far more raisins than anyone should consume in a single sitting.

Good morning. My eye feels better today. Thank you for your concern. Right black at ya, baby. Today is more of the same. I'll be trapped in a cabin on Lake George, painting with two gay gentlemen.

ponygirl · 2006-04-26, 09:05 AM

good morning everyone

well wednesday already

I've been trying to get everything done this wk as I will be out of town fri for my sisters wedding (which will probably be more fun when it's over lol) and of course my internet went down lastnite, kids are out early today...it just figures

oh well maybe I'll get drunk fri - it's been a while

anyhoo...have a great day all!

Ponygirl

cd34 · 2006-04-26, 09:28 AM

Diet Coke is on.... I have to see about getting a soda fountain installed at my desk.

emmanuelle · 2006-04-26, 10:25 AM

I can see the sun, but I can't feel it :-(
Even the cat won't go out today.
Yesterday afternoon when I walked to the dep, it was frigging snowing!
</whine>

Jim · 2006-04-26, 10:31 AM

I just got in and I know what you mean about seeing the sun but not feeling it. Jesus, it's cold...

Our morning news people are morons. We recently had a State Trooper get killed by chasing a Motorcycle. Which I believe is stupid anyway. No good can come of a cop chasing a motorcycle that has no plans of stopping. Someone is going to get killed.

Anyway, just after they tell the story, the moron news woman segways into, "It will be a beautiful day for Motorcycle riding if you dress right."

Toby · 2006-04-26, 10:45 AM

Mornin' y'all,

Supposed to be in the upper 70's to low 80's here the rest of the week. Temps are down a bit, but humidity is up. Pretty typical for this time of year.

is on

Surfn · 2006-04-26, 10:55 AM

Good Morning Folks

It snowing on and off here. Have a nice day

Tart · 2006-04-26, 11:11 AM

Lovely day on the Space Coast. Just got done taking the "baby" to get her shots. Now she can travel with us this summer

Other then that, it's back to work for me!

docholly · 2006-04-26, 11:56 AM

Morning..

Not much other than a podcasting seminar this morning. then some porn this afternoon. woot.

i love using podcasting and porn in the same paragraph.

Quote:

Now she can travel with us this summer

You're bringing Karma to vegas????????????

Hope all your surfers are horney ones with a valid credit card.

Tart · 2006-04-26, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docholly

You're bringing Karma to vegas????????????

I would if I could.. I know she'd be welcome at your place (although Miss B would probably terrorize her!) We're actually taking her to go visit the Canadian side of the family right before Vegas

Preacher · 2006-04-26, 12:22 PM

Another fan-fucking-tastic car morning. Jumped in my Jeep, and now the battery is dead. So I'm car-less until I can get a new battery in my ride, and it's not easy being car-less in California. At least I hope it's just the battery!

sue-fl · 2006-04-26, 12:32 PM

Morning! I'm really tired and running slow today. My son got his license yesterday and was out driving alone for the first time last night. Bob and I were a nervous wreak. Every siren we heard we panicked, but he arrived home safe and sound! So that is my youngest, my baby and he's driving I'm so sad he has grown up on me......

Tart that is a beautiful dog! There is a Rotty that lives next door and she is a sweetheart! The thing I like about her is her bark, man it's a ferocious one! The lady next door lives alone but she is safe with that bark

Well going to head out to the screen room, have a smoke and a lot of tea and see if I can wake my ass up! Have a great day all!

2006-04-26, 06:29 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	A fine Wednesday morning to everyone Had a very nice evening last night watching the newest Happy Potter movie with 4 dogs on my lap I sit on a chair and my wife sits on a couch. Why they all had to sit on me was a little confusing and even more unconfortable. Anyway, I have some errands to run and I have to meet my Father today so, I will be in and out. No rain but damn cold this morning.

2006-04-26, 06:53 AM	#2
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2006-04-26, 07:00 AM	#3
lorsha So much sperm ... So little time! Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,433	And a good morning to you! Finally a dry morning here in way, way, Upstate Ny. And its about time. All this rain has made the grass almost to the height for its first cut. I really enjoy mowing the lawn ( I know, I know, ) but I find it very relaxing. Have a great day everyone! __________________ Sexy-Milf-Money

2006-04-26, 07:52 AM	#4
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2006-04-26, 08:27 AM	#10
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Good morning world Got a lot of yesterday accomplished yesterday so I'm feeling optimistic about today's list. With that said, it's back to the list. ::scratching off 'morning thread, PMs, threads'::: A very good day to all. Simon __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-04-26, 08:48 AM	#11
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Good morning all Got an exterminator due here soon. A critter of some sort has taken up residence in the eves of my house. No idea what it is...can hear the pitter patter of little clawed feet and a tail dragging across the aluminum of the eves. Maybe a mouse...maybe a big lizard...hard to say...we have lots of critters down here. But, until the lil fucker is paying rent...I'll sick the exterminator on him I know what you mean about mowing the lawns Lorsha...feels great to get out and work up a good sweat Although, mine gets mowed year round...just not quite as often in the dry winter months. Well, guess I better get the day under way here... Have a good one everyone...may all your surfers be horny and under their credit limits __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

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2006-04-26, 09:05 AM	#15
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2006-04-26, 10:31 AM	#18
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I just got in and I know what you mean about seeing the sun but not feeling it. Jesus, it's cold... Our morning news people are morons. We recently had a State Trooper get killed by chasing a Motorcycle. Which I believe is stupid anyway. No good can come of a cop chasing a motorcycle that has no plans of stopping. Someone is going to get killed. Anyway, just after they tell the story, the moron news woman segways into, "It will be a beautiful day for Motorcycle riding if you dress right."

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2006-04-26, 11:11 AM	#21
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2006-04-26, 12:22 PM	#24
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2006-04-26, 12:32 PM	#25
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Morning! I'm really tired and running slow today. My son got his license yesterday and was out driving alone for the first time last night. Bob and I were a nervous wreak. Every siren we heard we panicked, but he arrived home safe and sound! So that is my youngest, my baby and he's driving I'm so sad he has grown up on me...... Tart that is a beautiful dog! There is a Rotty that lives next door and she is a sweetheart! The thing I like about her is her bark, man it's a ferocious one! The lady next door lives alone but she is safe with that bark Well going to head out to the screen room, have a smoke and a lot of tea and see if I can wake my ass up! Have a great day all!