Crafty Holiday Shopping from your fellow Pornographers

docholly · 2006-11-14, 08:03 AM

With less than 6 weeks to go before Ho-Ho-Ho Day

I thought I'd start a post so those of us who have micro businesses outside of porn could promote our products.

Since about 100% of us shop online, I'll spare you the advantages of letting your fingers do the walking and just say that why give money to Walmart or Sears when you can give something that is unique and handcrafted under the tree.

I'll start this off with my little bears:

We have bears for every occassion and profession. We have love bears, family bears, work bears, sports bears and bears at play. Our website can show you more options but the best way to order is to drop me a PM and tell me what you want. Our pricing is lower than listed on the site plus I'll give a 20% discount to my fellow/sister webmasters. We offer flat rate shipping anywhere in the US for 10.00 on the chairs/figures and 4.00 for the ornaments.

You can see a few of the ones we've actually made in our shop here
So instead of trying to figure out what to give your parents/gramma/brothers/sisters etc etc.. give our bears peep.. we don't bite!!

PS: these are great gifts for cross cultural couples, same gender couples etc and we can write on them whatever you'd like. If you can imagine it, we can probably do it.

Simon · 2006-11-14, 09:04 AM

Holly - If you have one that you can make look very patriotic/republican, I'd say you should highly-customize that one and send it to Steven Colbert. As much as he hates bears, he'd definitely have to mention it on his show, and probably would mention where it came from. Might add some Colbert Nation orders for the holidays.

docholly · 2006-11-14, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Simon

Holly - If you have one that you can make look very patriotic/republican, I'd say you should highly-customize that one and send it to Steven Colbert. As much as he hates bears, he'd definitely have to mention it on his show, and probably would mention where it came from. Might add some Colbert Nation orders for the holidays.

Thanks for the hint Simon. Be-Claws we luv the ColBEAR report we'll have to make him a beary special one.

Trev · 2006-11-14, 06:23 PM

It may get more play if you can make it a democrat bear. Since bears are the #1 threat to America, if it was a democrat too, he may BEARly be able to contain himself. Just a thought.

hmmm how do you make a bear a democrat?

emmanuelle · 2006-11-14, 07:17 PM

Is the typical bear hunter likely to be a republican or a democrat?

RedCherry · 2006-11-14, 08:12 PM

Hi all, as you have heard in some of my morning chit chat, I'm making soap and selling it on eBay. Here is my store: http://stores.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany

I still have a bunch of stuff to get up there, but we specialize in handmade soaps, shea body butters, lip balms. Some of our stuff has an old west theme, some not. Should be getting some foaming liquid soaps and shea butters up in about a week. If you want a laugh, you can read my misadventures in soap making in my ebay blog http://blogs.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany

Tart · 2006-11-15, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RedCherry

Hi all, as you have heard in some of my morning chit chat, I'm making soap and selling it on eBay. Here is my store: http://stores.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany

I still have a bunch of stuff to get up there, but we specialize in handmade soaps, shea body butters, lip balms. Some of our stuff has an old west theme, some not. Should be getting some foaming liquid soaps and shea butters up in about a week. If you want a laugh, you can read my misadventures in soap making in my ebay blog http://blogs.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany

Ohhh the shea butter sounds great! Weird as it sounds, I use it on the tips of my hair to prevent split ends. I've been mixing my own crazy recipe but although it works good, it doesn't smell the best. I'll have to order some (but I'm waiting til you get all of the goodies up!)

RedCherry · 2006-11-14, 08:13 PM

I think that is a great idea sending the bear to Steven Colbert! Nothing like free publicity!

2006-11-14, 09:04 AM	#2
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Holly - If you have one that you can make look very patriotic/republican, I'd say you should highly-customize that one and send it to Steven Colbert. As much as he hates bears, he'd definitely have to mention it on his show, and probably would mention where it came from. Might add some Colbert Nation orders for the holidays. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-11-14, 06:23 PM	#4
Trev Is it over already? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie Posts: 890	It may get more play if you can make it a democrat bear. Since bears are the #1 threat to America, if it was a democrat too, he may BEARly be able to contain himself. Just a thought. hmmm how do you make a bear a democrat? __________________ Hey buddy... can you spare a sig?

2006-11-14, 08:12 PM	#6
RedCherry Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Middle of the Desert, Pahrump, NV Posts: 3,187	Hi all, as you have heard in some of my morning chit chat, I'm making soap and selling it on eBay. Here is my store: http://stores.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany I still have a bunch of stuff to get up there, but we specialize in handmade soaps, shea body butters, lip balms. Some of our stuff has an old west theme, some not. Should be getting some foaming liquid soaps and shea butters up in about a week. If you want a laugh, you can read my misadventures in soap making in my ebay blog http://blogs.ebay.com/oldwestsoapcompany __________________ Our 3D Comics and Props on Renderotica

2006-11-14, 08:13 PM	#8
RedCherry Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Middle of the Desert, Pahrump, NV Posts: 3,187	I think that is a great idea sending the bear to Steven Colbert! Nothing like free publicity! __________________ Our 3D Comics and Props on Renderotica

2006-11-14, 08:03 AM	#1
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Crafty Holiday Shopping from your fellow Pornographers With less than 6 weeks to go before Ho-Ho-Ho Day I thought I'd start a post so those of us who have micro businesses outside of porn could promote our products. Since about 100% of us shop online, I'll spare you the advantages of letting your fingers do the walking and just say that why give money to Walmart or Sears when you can give something that is unique and handcrafted under the tree. I'll start this off with my little bears: We have bears for every occassion and profession. We have love bears, family bears, work bears, sports bears and bears at play. Our website can show you more options but the best way to order is to drop me a PM and tell me what you want. Our pricing is lower than listed on the site plus I'll give a 20% discount to my fellow/sister webmasters. We offer flat rate shipping anywhere in the US for 10.00 on the chairs/figures and 4.00 for the ornaments. You can see a few of the ones we've actually made in our shop here So instead of trying to figure out what to give your parents/gramma/brothers/sisters etc etc.. give our bears peep.. we don't bite!! PS: these are great gifts for cross cultural couples, same gender couples etc and we can write on them whatever you'd like. If you can imagine it, we can probably do it. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2006-11-14, 07:17 PM	#5
emmanuelle 0100011101100101011001010 1101011001000000100001101 1010000110100101100011 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,441	Is the typical bear hunter likely to be a republican or a democrat?