Banners that make sound suck slimy green donkey dicks

Cleo · 2003-12-16, 02:35 PM

My computer is hooked into my stereo system, an expensive, very powerful system that can shake my neighbor's windows.

So I'm sufing along listening to a very load Dave Seaman mix when all of a sudden some cheap ass sound effect comes blaring out of my speakers kicking in the overloads.

Does this make me go looking for the banner that made this sound? No it makes me just close all my browser windows before its next hideous sound effect so the only thing it does it make sure that I never see the banner.

Even when I'm not listening to music I'm usually on the phone doing business and the last thing I want a client to hear is "I've got the most exciting web site…"

Torn Rose · 2003-12-16, 02:42 PM

I agree 100%, Nothing worse then PC's making sounds you are not wanting them to make, I HATE that, and 90% of the time I’m dead tired and just chilling when I hit one so it scares the crap outta me.

Now ESPN has commercials on them with sound, so when I go look for a score I get talking about crap I don't want to buy.

But I'm sure in the next year that's all we will see and hear... commercials everyone.

commercials online|raygun|

Surfn · 2003-12-16, 03:03 PM

I agree they suck

DangerDave · 2003-12-16, 04:15 PM

100% agreed they suck... especially when it pops up while your listening to something else.

DD

Ramster · 2003-12-16, 04:53 PM

I have to agree. They do suck!

How about a gallery with a talking ad? Now this is some funny shit. I actually had this submitted to me.(took me a few minutes to find the url off my blacklist).

You need to open it in IE (doesn't work in netscape)
http://www.d0.nl/sex/11/index.html

What will TGPers submit next?

venturi · 2003-12-16, 04:54 PM

I fuckin' HATE those damned flash banners that have sound when you accidently mouseover them. I've got a pretty damned good speaker setup on my workstation too and it scares the living shit out of both me and Mishi when I mouseover one of those bastards.

Dr Bizzaro · 2003-12-16, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
So I'm sufing along listening to a very load Dave Seaman mix when all of a sudden some cheap ass sound effect comes blaring out of my speakers kicking in the overloads.

Did you say your were listening to a load of Dave's seaman?

Interesting choice of listening. Any comments from Dave?

Cleo · 2003-12-16, 06:03 PM

You are a very sick twisted man…

I was listening to a mix from this man
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/se...855203-9587007

DangerDave · 2003-12-16, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr Bizzaro
Did you say your were listening to a load of Dave's seaman?

Interesting choice of listening. Any comments from Dave?

Ummmmmm...............|noclue|

DD

NinjaSteve · 2003-12-16, 07:04 PM

My favorite is the old one (but a goodie) where the site goes "I have a secret website... so secret you have to press the letter Q" or whatever

Extreme John · 2003-12-16, 07:59 PM

Man 'o Man... grab the tissues, are we really crying about Sound in banners? Common now it shows that we are moving forward, Advertisments with sound on ESPN, Talking Banners, etc, this is all a wonderfull thing, it shows we are growing.

Ramster · 2003-12-16, 11:06 PM

The biggest problem with banners with sound is those who work from home have to worry about their kids being nearby.

Oh yes, I liked those Fuck banners with their I have a web site so hot I can't show you, I can only talk about it...

Bell · 2003-12-16, 11:36 PM

what if. . .

what if on an accidental mouse over the sound all of a sudden - seemed to come from nowhere and it was a LOUD door knocking sound and then the voice of a stern man saying:
"Open up.. this is the police..."

Even though I've no reason to fear the police...
if that happened - I think I truely would have a heart attack and slump over into the floor... knocking down my work station... spilling my hot tea... and my large glass of water... probably choking to death as well on my favorite chewing gum the green package of the eclipse gum... the spearmint flavor... I'd probably break at least 2 of my long fingernails in the fall... and rug burn my knees... and maybe even pull my keyboard and mouse to the
floor right along with me...

the mouse pad (with flamingos on it ) would probably come to rest on my ass in the air...

so...

if that should ever happen... someone please... check my monitor... find the site that my browser window is resting on... and kick the shit out of that webmaster for moi... unlessin' of course it was something I did as a prank to pull on all of you all...

in that case...

nebbermind...

~Bell

finnbear · 2003-12-17, 01:29 AM

More than banners with sound I hate those sites that have some stupid midi file playing. Like Cleo, all our computers are switched to a powerful stereo set. I like to play music while working or surfing. If I don't work I often search sites that have info about old bands or artists whose old songs I have digitalised from old vinyl records. I want to read the bios and check discographies and I hate it if at the same time I have to listen some midi file. Usually they play LOUD - I have to shut my mp3 jukebox and edit volume...|pissed|

Extreme John · 2003-12-17, 01:48 AM

Bell your too damn funny...

Surfn · 2003-12-17, 02:12 AM

I use to hate those floating noisy things, their not around much anymore, I use to send a nuke to their server.

Sexhound developed them for their hosting. |raygun|

Ramster · 2003-12-17, 08:40 AM

finnbear, yes those too.

I've hit a few paysites with some guy or girl talking. Hate them!

finnbear · 2003-12-17, 09:05 AM

As we are talking about banners - I hate those banners that are normal size - 465x60 - but when you mouseover they open a BIG ad. I hate them!

cherrylula · 2003-12-17, 12:52 PM

Yeah it makes me definitely not want to promote sponsors using those lame sound banners.

ESPECIALLY the ones who use unlicensed sounds or song clips.

No doubt the same program owners would not approve of using stolen content to push their sites, yet they do it to us with audio banners.

Its sad that its almost 2004 and some adult webmasters still just can't follow basic rules of business. As in don't steal other's digital media.

SirMoby · 2003-12-17, 11:50 PM

How many times ahve you gone to check out a sponsor site and heard music, noice and chicks talking? These companies spent a lot of time on that but how many of you leave almost immediately if not sooner?

I know that when I hear the sould I go away pretty quickly. Great marketing isn't it?

DangerDave · 2003-12-18, 12:00 AM

Umm anyone notice the new AEBN banner.

DD

Chop Smith · 2003-12-18, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DangerDave
Umm anyone notice the new AEBN banner.

Is it gone or am I just missing it in rotation. Scared me when I moused over it. I thought I was back on the farm.

finnbear · 2003-12-18, 12:45 AM

Imagine a Joe Surfer looking for porn, afraid that wife will wake up and caught him. Suddendly his computer blast a sound, some chick speaking dirty or music or anything. After heart attack, what will he do? Shut that page, and quick.

Chop Smith · 2003-12-18, 01:53 AM

Imagine Joe Surfer as wife is awaken and walks in to find him with his dick in his hand.

Bell · 2003-12-18, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chop Smith
Imagine Joe Surfer as wife is awaken and walks in to find him with his dick in his hand.

joe surfers don't do THAT.... do they ??

~Bell

2003-12-16, 02:35 PM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Banners that make sound suck slimy green donkey dicks My computer is hooked into my stereo system, an expensive, very powerful system that can shake my neighbor's windows. So I'm sufing along listening to a very load Dave Seaman mix when all of a sudden some cheap ass sound effect comes blaring out of my speakers kicking in the overloads. Does this make me go looking for the banner that made this sound? No it makes me just close all my browser windows before its next hideous sound effect so the only thing it does it make sure that I never see the banner. Even when I'm not listening to music I'm usually on the phone doing business and the last thing I want a client to hear is "I've got the most exciting web site…" __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-12-16, 04:15 PM	#4
DangerDave Bonged Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BrisVegas, AUSTRALIA Posts: 4,882	100% agreed they suck... especially when it pops up while your listening to something else. DD __________________ Old Dollars >>>> Now with over 90 Hosted Free Sites <<<< DangerDave.com.au - Adult Links to Free Porn

2003-12-16, 04:53 PM	#5
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	I have to agree. They do suck! How about a gallery with a talking ad? Now this is some funny shit. I actually had this submitted to me.(took me a few minutes to find the url off my blacklist). You need to open it in IE (doesn't work in netscape) http://www.d0.nl/sex/11/index.html What will TGPers submit next? __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2003-12-16, 04:54 PM	#6
venturi No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa Posts: 282	I fuckin' HATE those damned flash banners that have sound when you accidently mouseover them. I've got a pretty damned good speaker setup on my workstation too and it scares the living shit out of both me and Mishi when I mouseover one of those bastards. __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2003-12-16, 06:03 PM	#8
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	You are a very sick twisted man… I was listening to a mix from this man http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/se...855203-9587007 __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-12-16, 02:42 PM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	I agree 100%, Nothing worse then PC's making sounds you are not wanting them to make, I HATE that, and 90% of the time I’m dead tired and just chilling when I hit one so it scares the crap outta me. Now ESPN has commercials on them with sound, so when I go look for a score I get talking about crap I don't want to buy. But I'm sure in the next year that's all we will see and hear... commercials everyone. commercials online\|raygun\|

2003-12-16, 03:03 PM	#3
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I agree they suck

2003-12-16, 07:04 PM	#10
NinjaSteve Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 122	My favorite is the old one (but a goodie) where the site goes "I have a secret website... so secret you have to press the letter Q" or whatever __________________ .

2003-12-16, 07:59 PM	#11
Extreme John Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!" Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,671	Man 'o Man... grab the tissues, are we really crying about Sound in banners? Common now it shows that we are moving forward, Advertisments with sound on ESPN, Talking Banners, etc, this is all a wonderfull thing, it shows we are growing. __________________ September 6, 2007

2003-12-16, 11:06 PM	#12
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	The biggest problem with banners with sound is those who work from home have to worry about their kids being nearby. Oh yes, I liked those Fuck banners with their I have a web site so hot I can't show you, I can only talk about it... __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2003-12-16, 11:36 PM	#13
Bell I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio (currently) Posts: 455	what if. . . what if on an accidental mouse over the sound all of a sudden - seemed to come from nowhere and it was a LOUD door knocking sound and then the voice of a stern man saying: "Open up.. this is the police..." Even though I've no reason to fear the police... if that happened - I think I truely would have a heart attack and slump over into the floor... knocking down my work station... spilling my hot tea... and my large glass of water... probably choking to death as well on my favorite chewing gum the green package of the eclipse gum... the spearmint flavor... I'd probably break at least 2 of my long fingernails in the fall... and rug burn my knees... and maybe even pull my keyboard and mouse to the floor right along with me... the mouse pad (with flamingos on it ) would probably come to rest on my ass in the air... so... if that should ever happen... someone please... check my monitor... find the site that my browser window is resting on... and kick the shit out of that webmaster for moi... unlessin' of course it was something I did as a prank to pull on all of you all... in that case... nebbermind... ~Bell Last edited by Bell; 2003-12-16 at 11:40 PM..

2003-12-17, 01:29 AM	#14
finnbear You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 534	More than banners with sound I hate those sites that have some stupid midi file playing. Like Cleo, all our computers are switched to a powerful stereo set. I like to play music while working or surfing. If I don't work I often search sites that have info about old bands or artists whose old songs I have digitalised from old vinyl records. I want to read the bios and check discographies and I hate it if at the same time I have to listen some midi file. Usually they play LOUD - I have to shut my mp3 jukebox and edit volume...\|pissed\| __________________ My free porn sites

2003-12-17, 01:48 AM	#15
Extreme John Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!" Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,671	Bell your too damn funny... __________________ September 6, 2007

2003-12-17, 02:12 AM	#16
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I use to hate those floating noisy things, their not around much anymore, I use to send a nuke to their server. Sexhound developed them for their hosting. \|raygun\|

2003-12-17, 08:40 AM	#17
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	finnbear, yes those too. I've hit a few paysites with some guy or girl talking. Hate them! __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2003-12-17, 09:05 AM	#18
finnbear You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 534	As we are talking about banners - I hate those banners that are normal size - 465x60 - but when you mouseover they open a BIG ad. I hate them! __________________ My free porn sites

2003-12-17, 12:52 PM	#19
cherrylula A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: New Orleans Posts: 53	Yeah it makes me definitely not want to promote sponsors using those lame sound banners. ESPECIALLY the ones who use unlicensed sounds or song clips. No doubt the same program owners would not approve of using stolen content to push their sites, yet they do it to us with audio banners. Its sad that its almost 2004 and some adult webmasters still just can't follow basic rules of business. As in don't steal other's digital media.

2003-12-17, 11:50 PM	#20
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	How many times ahve you gone to check out a sponsor site and heard music, noice and chicks talking? These companies spent a lot of time on that but how many of you leave almost immediately if not sooner? I know that when I hear the sould I go away pretty quickly. Great marketing isn't it?

2003-12-18, 12:00 AM	#21
DangerDave Bonged Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BrisVegas, AUSTRALIA Posts: 4,882	Umm anyone notice the new AEBN banner. DD __________________ Old Dollars >>>> Now with over 90 Hosted Free Sites <<<< DangerDave.com.au - Adult Links to Free Porn

2003-12-18, 12:45 AM	#23
finnbear You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 534	Imagine a Joe Surfer looking for porn, afraid that wife will wake up and caught him. Suddendly his computer blast a sound, some chick speaking dirty or music or anything. After heart attack, what will he do? Shut that page, and quick. __________________ My free porn sites

2003-12-18, 01:53 AM	#24
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Imagine Joe Surfer as wife is awaken and walks in to find him with his dick in his hand. __________________