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2007-01-19, 05:54 PM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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"You are not the momentary whim of a careless creator experimenting in the laboratory of life. . . You were made with a purpose."
I love that one ... share some your favorites...funny, inspiring, sexy, post what ya got! |
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2007-01-19, 06:18 PM
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Houston
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"T'is often better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt" ~ Samuel Clemens
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2007-01-19, 06:34 PM
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Canada
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I've got a few for ya;
"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours & furniture polish is made from real lemons..." --- Alfred E. Newman "A Criminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to form a corporation." --- Clarence Darrow "Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, & county commissioners." --- Edward Abbey "When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books...That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff." --- Iron Mike Tyson "When you can't say 'fuck,' you can't say 'fuck the government.'" ---Lenny Bruce " Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind." - Gen. William C. Westmoreland "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell." --- Edward Abbey Yep I'm a bit of a cynical wildass radical 
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2007-01-19, 06:54 PM
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Los Angeles
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"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time." --Robin Williams
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." --Mignon McLaughlin My favorites |
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2007-01-19, 07:16 PM
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on vacation
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated failures. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. --- Calvin Coolidge 1872
That's pretty much what keeps me going when my goals seem very far away  |
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2007-01-19, 07:18 PM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
Join Date: Dec 2006
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These are really good! Some I have never heard before... and I really like yours ponygirl!
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2007-01-19, 08:11 PM
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Certified Nice Person
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Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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"I was posting on another board and they just let all the shit through, sig whores making tons of useless posts, what a waste of time and junk to wade through." ronnie
"Please don't ban me. I don't like the other boards. Many of them are full of sig whores and jackasses." Agent "In my travels to other boards, I see an awful lot of sig whores." Jim
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2007-01-19, 08:21 PM
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on vacation
Join Date: Sep 2004
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 'never take a drink while reading a UW post' anon |
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2007-01-19, 08:44 PM
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Progress rarely comes in buckets, it normally comes in teaspoons
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2007-01-19, 09:05 PM
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Certified Nice Person
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One of my favorite quotes happens to make an excellent ringtone.
Turn up your volume to maximum first. Then... http://www.uselesswarrior.com/pickup.mp3 - Little Jimmy Norton
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2007-01-19, 09:24 PM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
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2007-01-19, 09:25 PM
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Shimmering Silver Head Of Wisdom Looking At Me!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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“No! please stop your hurting me, I’ll pay you back the money just stop” ---forgot who he was
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2007-01-19, 09:25 PM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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2007-01-19, 09:32 PM
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2007-01-19, 09:38 PM
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Shimmering Silver Head Of Wisdom Looking At Me!
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2007-01-19, 11:52 PM
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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