Search Engines are Dyslexic and Illiterate

eman · 2004-09-17, 06:40 PM

They are.

Doubtless there are "alot" who would say "well, why wouldn't they be - this is an equal-ottorpunity uvinerse after all".

But others might feel somewhat aggrieved that mis-spellings consistently score above their own carefully proof-read text.

T Pat · 2004-09-17, 09:04 PM

One of my new top search engine phrases
is Tijuana Bull Fights fortunately most of us gringos think Bullfights is two words

Kinky · 2004-09-18, 06:12 AM

drink beer until you can barely see.... THEN build some sites... and then whala... with all the grammatical errors caused by your intoxication watch your listings rise in the SERPS

it is really annoying but i think the search engines all read at about a 5 year olds level thus they understand broken english just as much as they do properly formatted pages

eman · 2004-09-18, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kinky
drink beer until you can barely see.... THEN build some sites... and then whala... with all the grammatical errors caused by your intoxication watch your listings rise in the SERPS

That's a very good idea. I'm thinking that I might have a go at that hehe

Kinky · 2004-09-18, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eman
That's a very good idea. I'm thinking that I might have a go at that hehe

if you only knew.... i'm a raging alcoholic and my sites have been jumping up through the serps at alarming rates

search engines are the damdest thing... for instance if you do a search on yahoo for "free pregnant galleries" at # 17 you will find
this site

and a search for "fetish free xxx" it is #10

now mind you i will probably get laughed off the board for posting this but that is a site that i built like a year ago when i first got into the biz.... how the hell does that show in the yahoo serps AT ALL????? and yes that is the exact site yahoo indexed including the galleries going to my 404 deafault page

i just happened to check my old sextracker stats and i saw that it was getting hits in my visitor stats... and i know if i change it it will drop out of the serps altogether

2004-09-17, 09:04 PM	#2
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	One of my new top search engine phrases is Tijuana Bull Fights fortunately most of us gringos think Bullfights is two words __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2004-09-18, 06:12 AM	#3
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	drink beer until you can barely see.... THEN build some sites... and then whala... with all the grammatical errors caused by your intoxication watch your listings rise in the SERPS it is really annoying but i think the search engines all read at about a 5 year olds level thus they understand broken english just as much as they do properly formatted pages __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

2004-09-17, 06:40 PM	#1
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	Search Engines are Dyslexic and Illiterate They are. Doubtless there are "alot" who would say "well, why wouldn't they be - this is an equal-ottorpunity uvinerse after all". But others might feel somewhat aggrieved that mis-spellings consistently score above their own carefully proof-read text. Last edited by eman; 2004-09-17 at 06:48 PM..