Now I wish I hadn't looked

[T Pat]

A couple months ago I got caught paying to much attention to a hookers shaved snatch
On the way home from Tijuana the next day the little lady started grilling me ( did you like that, did it turn you on, Yada Yada Yada )
Then she said "do you want me to shave" all I said was "it would be different" She's been bald every since
Well now she's pissed at me she's got a shit load of tests lined up, their sticking shit up and down just about every hole in her body and now she's embarrassed and blaming me because the Doctors are going to see her bald beaver. Hell She knew I was warped when I Married her
I have to go take her to the first of these appointments now and I'm embarrassed because I know her and she will tell everyone that her husband is in the waiting room So that I can share in her embarrassment