Happy Last Day of June

[Useless]

Is it June already? That'll explain why I sit here simmering in a layer of my own greases. I may have to ask Swedguy for instrctions on how to clean this chair. I haven't given it the sniff test yet, but I'm betting that it smells worse than my ass. And for those of you who've smelled my ass, well... you know that's not good.

Congrats Morgan. You must have one of those wives like mine. No matter how bizarre you get, no matter how much you screw up, and no matter how long you keep her locked in the basement with nothing more than a dead lama and the complete Ren & Stimpy video collection; she still loves you as much as the day you rescued her from the Mexican donkey bukkake show. |clown|