Filthy News for Filthy Fucks

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Howdy cocksuckers

Your ol' pal Earl has decided to kick his niche-specific recip buttons in the ass and go with a solitary recip with just a single link to his root index. Fuckin' A!

Anywho, the new and not-so-sexy recip is on Earl's Fucking Submit Page and he's left the old recips up for those of you who believe they're better for SE performance or whatever.

Oh yeah - Earl doesn't give a shit which you use. Just because the new recip is up, it doesn't mean that you have to update your recip tables. Earl's just happy to be in your thoughts. He won't reject you for using the old recips. (He'll only reject you for not having a sense of humor.)

For those of you building your own text recip tables, just link to http://www.filthyearl.com with title="Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Links" using whatever clever anchor text that has the name Fithly Earl in it, such as "Filthy Earl's Porn", "Filthy Earl Loves You", "Fuck Filthy Earl", or even "Earl is a filthy fuck". Whatever. Could just say "Filthy Earl".

Your filthy fucking friend,
Earl