How would you promote bizarre acts?

[Simon]

Originally Posted by Fonz

"...one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller."

Yes, the steam roller part is important, but let's not forget:

"Often the breasts are squeezed together for the man to stick his penis into and ejaculate as he is also defecating (an act also known as the "chili dog".) The reported key to Steamer "authenticity" is that the performer of the act must also say "doo-doo balls" at the moment of ejaculation/defecation. It can also be used as a breakup method, leaving the feces on a partner's chest while he/she is sleeping and then leaving."


Waking up to hear "doo-doo balls!" ... not a good way to stat the day.