Good Tuesday Morning

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

A nurse de-catheterized me about 15 minutes after I woke up from my penis surgery. Imagine having a tube pulled out of your dick when the head has just been sliced open and stitched back up. It gives "ouch" a whole new meaning.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!? I certainly didn't need that visual in my head.

My tube came out of me about 2 inches high of my cock...

I'm never going to get to sleep tonight.