Brrrrrrr...Good Morning Tuesday

Useless · 2005-01-18, 09:54 AM

Did someone say cold? Today's high is 14, but they claim that it will be in the negatives with wind chill. How wind chill is supposed to effect me in this tiny cell I call my office, I don't know. But I feel the need to whine about it just the same.

Will one of you Floridians adopt me? Sure, I come with baggage, but my wife is adorable and my kids can be quieted by simply counting to three. (Like this: 1...2...Shut the fuck up or I'll break your tiny limbs and feed you to monsters hiding under your beds! - All quiet.)

2005-01-18, 09:54 AM	#8
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Did someone say cold? Today's high is 14, but they claim that it will be in the negatives with wind chill. How wind chill is supposed to effect me in this tiny cell I call my office, I don't know. But I feel the need to whine about it just the same. Will one of you Floridians adopt me? Sure, I come with baggage, but my wife is adorable and my kids can be quieted by simply counting to three. (Like this: 1...2...Shut the fuck up or I'll break your tiny limbs and feed you to monsters hiding under your beds! - All quiet.) __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.