Friday Loves You Long Time - Good Morning

Useless · 2005-08-19, 06:18 AM

Woohoo! Thank (diety/non-diety/invisible man/woman of your choice) it's Friday.

I hope you are all having a wonderful start to your day. I know I am. |clown| There's no vomit in my seat, so that's a good thing.

I have a big-ass scratch on my knee from breaking up yet another scuffle between my highly hospitable pooches last night. I think it may be time to get some electro-torture collars for them so that I don't have to come in contact with them during their little fights. The last one I broke up left some nasty puncture marks on my leg from the female, Kyra, which is short for Cocksucking no-good piece of shit dog. I'm betting MadMax would know where I could get such collars, though he's probably never considered them for pets before.

2005-08-19, 06:18 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Friday Loves You Long Time - Good Morning Woohoo! Thank (diety/non-diety/invisible man/woman of your choice) it's Friday. I hope you are all having a wonderful start to your day. I know I am. \|clown\| There's no vomit in my seat, so that's a good thing. I have a big-ass scratch on my knee from breaking up yet another scuffle between my highly hospitable pooches last night. I think it may be time to get some electro-torture collars for them so that I don't have to come in contact with them during their little fights. The last one I broke up left some nasty puncture marks on my leg from the female, Kyra, which is short for Cocksucking no-good piece of shit dog. I'm betting MadMax would know where I could get such collars, though he's probably never considered them for pets before. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.