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Old 2003-11-24, 07:42 PM   #7
Fisty Palmer
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright
 
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I love the spams that are unintentionally written with ambiguous meanings. Here's a recent headline that cracked me up:

Get a KILLER Penis!!!!

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Now my first thought was: What does the thing do, harpoon people to death?

I guess it's like having a weapon of mass destruction in your pants.

Your new killer penis will not only add an extra 6 inches to your love life, but you'll get 10-20 years in the state penitentiary, too.

Hmmm...have you ever noticed the similarities between the words penitentiary and penis?

Fisty
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