Now this is pretty fucking funny...

[Bill]

So, I'm thinking of calling my senators and telling them to investigate the start of the war, okay? And I google 'Senator Santorum'...

The 4th result, and the second real individual result, is this:

Santorum
Satirical attempt to name the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex after Senator Rick Santorum.

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

I think I'll be adding a link to some pages later on today. ;-}