Telemarketers Beware

Torn Rose · 2006-12-04, 03:24 PM

His site

http://www.tommabe.com/

He has been on Bob and Tom a lot and he is a riot, the shit he says to telemarketers is incredible. He convinced one woman he was a teacher out on disability for a paper cut that he and his wife wanted kids, but he couldn’t get a sperm sample to the Dr, so as she’s talking he’s “whacking off” and convinces her that she is the first one to ever turn him on enough to help him get the sample he needed.

And she agrees to help him…. And even calls him back later!

And another story was how he has to get permission from everyone on the phone, so after they hang up he calls them back. One guy wasn’t returning his call so he kept calling until finally… a telemarketing supervisor told him to stop calling since he was bothering them with all his calls.

2006-12-04, 03:24 PM	#4
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	His site http://www.tommabe.com/ He has been on Bob and Tom a lot and he is a riot, the shit he says to telemarketers is incredible. He convinced one woman he was a teacher out on disability for a paper cut that he and his wife wanted kids, but he couldn’t get a sperm sample to the Dr, so as she’s talking he’s “whacking off” and convinces her that she is the first one to ever turn him on enough to help him get the sample he needed. And she agrees to help him…. And even calls him back later! And another story was how he has to get permission from everyone on the phone, so after they hang up he calls them back. One guy wasn’t returning his call so he kept calling until finally… a telemarketing supervisor told him to stop calling since he was bothering them with all his calls.