Happy Saturday Morning

FanTC · 2007-12-15, 08:16 AM

Good Morning

Drinking some pecan praline coffee and prepping for a day of shopping... oh joy! I think diamonds are on the list for Carol to make up for the old titties remark I made on her birthday.

I'll prolly wind up in jail soon. Some yahoo seems to think my yard is his dog's toilet. Yesterday, he comes walking his dog along and it shit in my yard again. I went out and asked him to remove it and he popped off something to the effect of "fuck you". Wrong answer!

I was a bit high and it rubbed me wrong, so off I go down the steps mumbling obscenities and I picked up his shit and threw at him with a stern warning that next time I'd beat his ass and stick the dog and the shit dead up his ass. He bypassed my yard on the evening walk, but I suspect he'll be back and I've got bail ready and a bad attitude to match.

Have yourself a shit-free day!

2007-12-15, 08:16 AM	#6
FanTC If heaven ain't alot like Dixie, I ain't goin! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 885	Good Morning Drinking some pecan praline coffee and prepping for a day of shopping... oh joy! I think diamonds are on the list for Carol to make up for the old titties remark I made on her birthday. I'll prolly wind up in jail soon. Some yahoo seems to think my yard is his dog's toilet. Yesterday, he comes walking his dog along and it shit in my yard again. I went out and asked him to remove it and he popped off something to the effect of "fuck you". Wrong answer! I was a bit high and it rubbed me wrong, so off I go down the steps mumbling obscenities and I picked up his shit and threw at him with a stern warning that next time I'd beat his ass and stick the dog and the shit dead up his ass. He bypassed my yard on the evening walk, but I suspect he'll be back and I've got bail ready and a bad attitude to match. Have yourself a shit-free day! __________________ Submit your free sites to Portal to Porn