Happy 4th of July

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Originally Posted by Preacher

This is the first year in quite a while that we didn't buy fireworks, because we just have too much shit going on.

I'm shocked that you'd still want to play with fireworks after you lost all of those digits trying to perfect your famous "Creampie Surprise". Plus, the fact that half of your state is on fire, again, would me make think twice about using an open flame. How the hell do you guys incinerate that state every year, yet still have trees to burn the following year?

Not much going on here, just working in the yard all day and going to a minor gathering (as opposed to a gathering of minors) this evening. That about wraps it up.