Sensational Supreme Sucking Saturday to ya!

Useless · 2005-04-16, 08:06 AM

I don't care. I don't. Why am I awake? I don't care. I got shit for sleep. I'm feeling very cranky. But the coffee is done brewing so I'll shove some down my suck tube and hope that slaps back into shape. Otherwise, I'm going back to bed.

The wife is on a dodge ball team today and is getting ready to go get her ass whooped. I fear that her impending bruises will be my only small amount of joy today.

Greenguy · 2005-04-16, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...The wife is on a dodge ball team today and is getting ready to go get her ass whooped....

Do you warm her up by throwing random objects from around the house at here all morning?

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2005-04-16, 08:06 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I don't care. I don't. Why am I awake? I don't care. I got shit for sleep. I'm feeling very cranky. But the coffee is done brewing so I'll shove some down my suck tube and hope that slaps back into shape. Otherwise, I'm going back to bed. The wife is on a dodge ball team today and is getting ready to go get her ass whooped. I fear that her impending bruises will be my only small amount of joy today.