Happy Hump Day

[Useless]

I just got back from laying some carpet in a third floor bedroom, and boy do I smell. I've got to start saying no when people ask me to do these home improvement favors.

It occurred to me while on my hands and knees crawling across that cheap blue carpet that I get asked far too often to do these silly things. I'm not even that good at it and I certainly don't enjoy it. Just because I have a few tools, doesn't mean that I want to use them. If I did, my house wouldn't be such a shit hole, now would it? Now, I have a cock, but no one ever says, 'Hey Mark, my back hurts, why don't you come over and bang wife for me.' Just doesn't seem right.