Ian is little fucking crybaby. Whaaaa!
I just finished spreading a bag of cow shit on the sandy part of my backyard. Now it's time for some finger food. Yum.
Good news - my little chubby-assed neighbor across the road moved out yesterday. Woohoo! No more revving crotch rockets. No more parking the wrong way in the pile of leaves in front of my house just to spite me. Her little pussy boyfriend wasn't there for the move so a couple of real skeazy looking dudes helped her. Maybe he was busy shaving his cunt. |clown|