2257 Spit Take - The Christian view

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by serenity

I got an email from a chick last year who told me to stay away from her fiancee. I was "corrupting" him with my dirty pornographic website (I only show my boobs).

She said I was a shame to all womenkind and that I must be a sad, pathetic woman with low self esteem to do what I do. And, what kind of Christian was I to try and take her man.

Take her man, ain't that a hoot. Never mind that it was her Christian man who paid $29.95 to see my nekkid boobs.

I guess all us man stealin', sad, pathetic women, with low self esteem, who are in the porn industry must be baaaad Christians. (gasp) Maybe even children of the

I guess she caught him wacking off or something.

It is ALL YOUR FAULT that her man wants to look at porn. If you didn't exist then he would ..... never mind. He would find some other way to get his jollies that she didn't like

[serenity]

Originally Posted by SirMoby

It is ALL YOUR FAULT that her man wants to look at porn. If you didn't exist then he would ..... never mind. He would find some other way to get his jollies that she didn't like

Sir Moby, you are absolutely right. It is all my fault. I must confess, I am a sinner oh lord, oh I went all the way to Oklahoma or Kansas or where ever he was from, pushed her outta the way, held a gun to his head and made him watch my...evil tittie porn

I feel sorry for the poor dumb bastard. I bet she tells him when and where to pee.