Never let your kid near a $3K laptop (pics)

[Mr. Blue]

Who hasn't dropped a laptop down steps, lol. Mine was the first laptop I got...was dating this very fine woman, but she had a psychotic cat that would always jump on my back when I was going down the steps. Stupid cat would lay in ambush for me...I never did see him before the actual jumping took place. Me, laptop, cat jumping on my back, clawed my neck, dropped laptop, fell down steps. Cat didn't fall down the steps, but was at the top of the steps looking at me like, "You're my bitch"