Happy Colon Blow Tuesday

[Useless]

It's certainly good to know the status of Jim's flow each and every morning.

I'm just sitting here waiting for the wife to come back from the store with my french-vanilla coffee creamer. (freedom-vanilla for you republican cocksuckers) Until I have my coffee I plan on doing nothing. After I have my coffee, I may do even less.

I slept surprisingly well for being in my bed with two big idiot dogs for the first time in a few days. Hopefully today I'll get back into the normal swing of things, but I'm not sure what my normal swing is.