Happy Whip'em Out Wednesday Everyone!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by cd34

caffeine = sleep
diet coke = caffeine

therefore,

diet coke = sleep

if($sleep==true) {mkdir ("$diet_coke", 0777); echo("Diet Coke created...please drink");
}

Just another day here of staring at this mystic internet reciever, crying "why, why, why..."

I think I'm going to filter through my filthy clothes on the floor, find something to wear, then steal my neighbor's lawnmower so I can trim that fucking miniature hay field I have growing my front yard.