hopefully that last xmas tree i put up

[T Pat]

We used a 18 inch Xmas tree for like 10 years when we lived on the boat, took the old lady longer to remember where it was stashed than to set it up. Now that were off the boat she went and got a 6 footer and all the crap to go with it, total waste as far as I'm concerned unless there are little kids running around Xmas is just a conspiracy to get money from me and to fuck up my routine.

I did my yearly Santa Clause call on the 23ld to the grandkids, put me in the Xmas mood for less than an hour