hopefully that last xmas tree i put up

[RamCharger]

Originally Posted by KG Gary

I wish that the religious-types who knock on my door once a month weren't sweet old folks, or smiling young couples dragging their children wth them, just so that I could vent my anger now and then instead of politely but firmly rejecting their stale sales pitch.
I long to lash out!

You need to pull a Jeff Foxworthy: draw a chalk outline of a human body and sprinkle religious literature on it. Problem solved.