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I have a big bag of rock salt on my front porch. I was just out spreading some salt on the glacier which is slowly forming in my driveway. I, for whatever reason, just smelled my hand. I think the cat used the bag of rock salt as a litter box.
Excuse me while I go and peel away the outer layers of flesh on my left hand.
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