Newt Gingrich...WTF?

SirMoby · 2007-04-24, 09:23 AM

Once we were roasting a pig and decided to name the poor swine. I mentioned that we were going to shove a 6 foot steal pole up it's ass and we should name it accordingly. My buddy and I immediately looked at each other and said "Newt Gingrich". At the time no one deserved to have a 6 ft pole shoved up his ass more then Newt.

Jim · 2007-04-24, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

Once we were roasting a pig and decided to name the poor swine. I mentioned that we were going to shove a 6 foot steal pole up it's ass and we should name it accordingly. My buddy and I immediately looked at each other and said "Newt Gingrich". At the time no one deserved to have a 6 ft pole shoved up his ass more then Newt.

I feel bad for the pig

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2007-04-24, 09:23 AM	#1
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Once we were roasting a pig and decided to name the poor swine. I mentioned that we were going to shove a 6 foot steal pole up it's ass and we should name it accordingly. My buddy and I immediately looked at each other and said "Newt Gingrich". At the time no one deserved to have a 6 ft pole shoved up his ass more then Newt.