Snowing like a Bitch

[Useless]

Here in lovely Dirty Panties on the Hudson we have only about 1 - 1.5 inches so far. The wife called about an hour ago asking me to check to see if the schools were closing early because it's coming down a lot harder where she is, which is south of here. It's not at all that bad here, but this place is in that 1-3 inch expected accumulation northern band of the storm.